happy wife happy life, as they (ominous, multiple) say.

fishie fishie

jane perkins is my current heaviest hyperfixation and i have no explanation as to why

she's everything. she's a psychologist. she's probably the only therapist in hatchetfield. she's an older sister and a bitch and linda monroe's therapist friend and therapist and friend. her right to marry should be taken away. she wrote due south fanfics on her chemistry worksheets. she's a mom and probably a wine one at that and has never been to any pta meeting. she hates teachers but respects their grind. she speaks like a millennial. she drinks iced coffee. she's bisexual. she's a disaster in the body of a 5'3 white woman from michigan. she's not stupid, tom, she's a CAR.

besides making me want to eat my hands on a regular basis, jane is so mentally ill. like homegirl doesn't catch a DAY without feeling like some kind of longing (bisexuality) is tearing her up from the inside, her chest hurts and her hands hurt and sometime she cant' stand straight and she doesn't even have a therapist. who would therapize her??? herself??? also she has the autism + low empathy combo which makes her a lethal character to kin.

murder princess. apocalypse-able.